Movie review: Private Tropical 38 "Mother and daughter banal vacation" (2008) (Sabrina Feet, Angelina Move, Daria Shower)
It is surprising the number of people who cross the Atlantic to spend an entire week lying on a rattan lounger, without leaving the luxury resort that they have chosen in a promotional catalog and with the sole desire to rest and enjoy the tranquility of the Fuentecerrada’s pool. Here in Europe we also have some amazing beaches, both in England (see Sandbanks for example) and in other countries such as Spain, Portugal, Greece, Croatia or on islands such as Corsica and Sardinia... Who in their right mind would bury themselves in A tourist class seat to travel to the Dominican Republic and enjoy similar coves? Do people really take a 9-hour flight or even flights with a stopover, just to sunbathe?... The answer is yes. Banality, dear reader, has conquered today's society.
After a fade to black, the music reduces its intensity and goes into the background. This unique trio reappears on camera, but now lying on some blue hammocks and with an immense garden in the background. The lush vegetation entertains clients, as well as its team of professional gardeners. The holidays in this triangle do not have much incentive, and to make matters worse, we soon find out that Mrs Indolence, the mother, only speaks Hungarian and four single words of English. Thus, Pusi has to continually act as translator, so silence is the usual tone. In short, the good relationship between the three is based on a mutual love for permanent rest. Pusillanimous, whom everyone calls Pusi, leaves to take a short shower and suggests doing something cultural: go shopping.
As always I like to find the location, it is the property 30 on Rancho Arriba Street in La Romana, Dominican Republic. It has not been easy to find it and I only have Google Maps and a series of clues. In the architectural section, it is a huge house in beige color and with a flat floor plan with wide eaves that vaguely reminds us of the organicism of Frank Lloyd Wright's classic period. (look house Robie, for example).
The Rancho Arriba urbanization in the La Romana municipality is made up of a group of luxury villas. Property 30 has been chosen by the family for its enormous expanse of grass and the pool with jacuzzi, to have enough space to rest.
Leaving aside the location and returning to the personal relationships that the film tells us, Indolence was born on March 17, 1970, and had her daughter Pusillanimous on January 11, 1986. In other words, Indolencia became pregnant with so only 15 years old... Her Hungarian family, very Catholic, flatly refused a voluntary termination of pregnancy, and thanks to this, Pusillanimous (Sabrina Feet), affectionately called Pusi by all her friends and acquaintances, came into the world. To this day, mother and firstborn continue to live together, so the mother has not suffered from Empty Nest Syndrome.
Both Indolence and the daughter are very needy, and the lack of entertainment and the repetitiveness of the entire vacation package accentuate their instincts even more. The mother, divorced, has been single for years. However, the curious thing is that Mauro does not comply with Pusi either and that unnerves the young woman greatly. The reason is none other than the pathological laziness that Mauro suffers from, who is so lazy that if he drops a 100 euro bill on the ground he does not bend down to pick it up to avoid straining his back. The loving arts require preliminaries, and an investment of time and calories. The handsome Italian is not willing to sacrifice himself and prefers to get drunk in a tropical bar until he reaches a lethargic state.
Mauro, urged by his girlfriend and without time to thoroughly analyze the situation, meets Tom that same afternoon in the town of Rancho Arriba and explains that he needs two favors: a favor for him (in the literal sense) and a favor for his girlfriend (figuratively speaking). Covertly, Mauro confesses to Tom that he is so lazy and lazy that not even the missionary is willing to do anything with his girlfriend. Tom accepts the assignment without hesitation. Mauro smiles knowing that this way he will have more time to do nothing.
At concubium time (one of the parts of the night according to the conception of Alfonso Fernández de Palencia), while a pillow talk was taking place, Mauro whispers to Pusi that he has already convinced his friend to replace him in his duties. marital. Taking advantage of the fact that Mauro has spoken (the fish dies through the mouth), she begs him to go get her a glass of water from the kitchen.
Next to the fridgehe runs into Mrs Indolence, who has been listening from the next bedroom and also wants a manly adventure. She is a mother and almost forty, but she also has her needs... although her daughter should not find out, of course.
I even dare to assure that Indolence, with a knowing smile, subtly offers himself to Mauro... who reacts with disdain. Dressed in the sexy nightgown that she wears as pajamas, she appears in the kitchen like a Matisse odalisque, seriously endangering the stability of this young couple, for the sake of her lustful desires.
Mauro, oblivious to the insinuations, sighs profusely... More orders and more tasks... Do these two girls think they run a marriage agency or what?
We now abandon the main thread, which is an unequivocal, frequent and well-known style of farce, and in the following scene we meet one of the drones who will very soon alternate with Doña Indolencia. The boy in question makes out with his respective girlfriend on the beach and openly confesses that his colleague Tom has proposed a gigolo job for the weekend.... Naturalness and sincerity above all: you have to bring money home.
Immediately afterwards, up to four brands appear in a product placement festival never seen before in the tropical saga: Moncler (the expensive italian ski brand), Johnnie Walker with bottles of Red label and Black label, a sunglasses of Dolce & Gabbana and the dominincan beer Presidente.
During the conversation at the bar of a picturesque beach bar, Pusi finally receives the "good news": tomorrow is the appointed day that he had been asking for so much. While her mother is grooming herself at the Beauty Saloon, she will have enough time to take it out in the villa's garden. Afterwards, Pusi will stop by the beauty salon to pick up her mother and they will go shopping together. These two women spend all day buying little things; Apparently, it is the only attraction on the island.
For his part, Mauro announces that he will go to the gym, to tan in the sauna (lest he get a hernia). It is, without a doubt, the best way to sweat without lifting a finger.
With a script somewhat lacking in rhythm, I consider it appropriate to take advantage of this moment of pause to highlight the huge collection of spring-summer "t-shirts" that Mauro walks in front of the camera. 6 pieces of clothing in a plot length of only 6 minutes! And in the rest of the scenes the shameless guy goes shirtless.
In the afternoon, in the Melones area, while the main couple enjoys an aperitif on a front-line terrace, Pusi apologizes to Mauro for being late with the shopping. He claims that his mother calmly goes from store to store. It is clear that laziness runs in the family, and even seems to spread to in-laws.
Mauro doesn't care at all about his lateness because he spent eight hours in the Turkish bath. A little more and you die of dehydration. That's why you travel to the Caribbean... to waste time in a sports center. Nothing about going to the Altos de Chavón, to visiting the brutalist-style cathedral of Higuey or to cultivating yourself in some ethnographic museum. Vacations are to rest as God intended.
It's the last night. Pusi continues mulling over his mother's proposal and listens to Mauro's opinion in their usual bedside conversation. He makes the same play as days ago. As soon as Mauro answers him, Pusi mentions that he has forgotten his mobile phone somewhere in the villa, perhaps in the kitchen, and asks him to go look for it. These cunning maneuvers annoy the mardano a lot and, for the space of a second, an internal struggle ensues between his lazy self and his grumpy self... Finally he prefers to avoid the fight and look like a jerk in the eyes of the viewer, since when one gets angry too much energy is spent. To much lazy...
The final twist is that Mauro, who does not move a finger except out of interest, and taking advantage of the fact that he has gotten up from his cot, chooses to relieve tensions in solitude. His girl doesn't understand his lateness because she would have bet his cell phone was on the granite countertop...
Director Max Bellocchio ends the film and leaves us not knowing if Pusi catches him at the climax... We assume that he doesn't move out of bed out of pure laziness. We will all agree that, even within a couple, there are things that are better not to know and, for once, the Lord Almighty has decided to be merciful to this pair of lazy people.
To finish splitting a spear for this tandem, there are many snobbish travelers whose ego rests on personal pantheons based on cultural leisure and adventure sports, both revered and socially accepted, but with a high component of "pull-fast-one"
No one should pontificate about what their neighbor's holidays should be like. Neophobes value positively the mere fact of being able to go to their apartment in Peñíscola every summer, in the same way that their antagonists only enjoy visiting the five continents. As a petitum, I ask for tolerance and respect with those who opt for a banal vacation.
THE END
RATING: 1/10
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